What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?